Bistro ...part 2 of 4

BISTRO: Part 2 of 4

Occasionally i woz given the most prestigious job of doing the dishes.

It woz pretty 'run of the mill' each day, that means u do the same things over & over again...in fact i cud do eet wiv me eyes blindfolded...so i day i did !!

When i took the blindfold orf...there u were...in the corner...sitting at the piano...tinkling the ivories. I went up 2 u & said 'play it again Sam'.

"My names  not Sam !!!" you oinks.

"My apologies," says i..."i must of read the script wrong that i woz given...lol.

Just then, a mob of pigs burst in2 the Bistro in the middle of the day...waving their 'pieces' of bread but shaped like guns.

Customers & staff hit the floor instinctively...making big dents in it.......2 b continued.