Saturday, 23 March 2013

Bistro ... part 3 of 4

Bistro: Part 3 of 4

 


 (3) 1 of the mob grunted "come here U swine! Get up!!"...so..U got up &..shaking a leg & just about everything else...U approach gangster looking-pig that goes by the name of Al Capone. He says "make my day Punk...play me a toon on the old 'joe-anna'."(piano)

"Sure," says u but as you were very nervous .. no one recognised the toon u were playing as u kept hitting the wrong notes...Plink Plinky Plonk !(noise of piano toon).

  "Stop that awful din!"....snorted 1 of Al's mob..Bugys i think it was?

..& while i was serving din-din slops 2 'em noticed 1 had a twitchy eye, another had a cauliflower ear(or was that a cauliflower in his ear ?),

nother had a BIG scar on face...."What you looking at! he barked", (which is hard 4 a pig 2 do b-lieve me).

"Nuffin" I mumbled & scurried away in2 the kitchen....2 b cont.

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