Club

(5)Club.....I started me own club...& on 1st farm,( that has 6 fields or if u want hen house, mayo kitchen etc.)...put me club house.
Called eet...hmm! woz gona call it Pigs In Sugar Space...but that spelt PISS ;)...Hehe...so on reflextion...Oh! i do love me reflextion...called eet...Kastle In Shaded Spaces. Eye noze u spell Kastle wiv a c on earth but on Zork is K...ok...so when u c me in market place, iz like me name and the club title ham in or rather started.
Az eye (sometimes gets spelling wrong :) ) ham President eye wear a GREEN crown if u cum on me friends list u will c eet at end of me name. Vice-President get a Lt.bluecrown.
Other members....well....they just common pigs, they dont get 1( but still needed 2 put things in2 quests!)
Next...the Greetings we give when we C each other in the Market Place, buying and selling...oink! When i was common pig and i saw someone in market place i knew add crown i'd do a greeting like thiz...stick totters up snout, bob out tongue (which iz sign of respect so ham told) and cross me i's (eyes), and if u real clever ...spin around on 1 trotter wiv fodder beet (now called Forage Beet)on snout :). Common pigs juz signal 2 each other and say...up urs....funny custom! Oh common pigs (those with NO crown) ALWAYS bow down 2 ones wiv crown :)

IMPORTANT UPDATE.....Well seemed i ended that club 'KISS'...(server3,former UK 1),...so am common pig there now (no crown). I joined a club but

Comfy stools

add 2 ...2 concentrate on new club in America again server 1.. wot i called Green Planet Farm Club....i got green crown,..bow down 2 me now! lol.Well r we the laziest club around 4 questing or wot!(not really we do quest a bit) Kept me name of moonpig there................Oh & in US club house.....Green Planet Farm Club, tag iz Zork,we have stools, 4 each member (can add more if more comrades join uz...oink!).Mine iz the purple 1.Well eye couldn't av the green 1 az eye wud blend in & u wudn't b able 2 C me.
Next time if u good....i take u 4 a ride in me UFO!