Lets look over there..wots thiz gloopy stuff ? Better take a sample & analize eet in me lab.
Wots the matter wiv u ?"...
Friend says "I can hear a weird noise!!!"
"Ooo yes i ear it 2...c if we can get a lock on that position, i grab ur leg & u can grab my...leg
...OOooo!thats nice???"
"Where were we ?" oinks friend.
" Not sure, I can ear a rhythmical chant & feel the stomp of naked feet & the pounding of drums...eets coming from over there!(points) Lets creep up & take a look...creep creep creep...noise of creeping
Yeah can c 'em now, strange creatures like meercats wiv a Radio-active glow. Hey me friend did u bring along ur Dermal Regenarater Plasma Ray thingy ?"
"Yup"says you.
"Let me look at urs..my..thats big.."
"Yup"says you
"I brought me Light Sabre".....we crept closer, closer, cud hear words of chanting...went like this 'Compare the market makes us frown, compare the market ruins our town'..etc...& ended 'all day loooong'.
Meercat ears & nose twitch as they smell us out...shock horror.
(3)Sud of ad a shower...but then i like rolling in the mire!!!
"Pick up ur ray thingy me friend...use eet...not on me idiot! (although that wos...OOoo so satisfying)...now it wont work till at least another hour...quick run take this sample back 2 UFO.(run run run run) trip, wallop!
"Ouch!" oinks friend.
"Get b hind me friend I'll protect u (but me friend runs away & leaves me alone, aw!)
Moonpig lets out a blood curdling battle cry like a Banshee
..."SQUEAL,OINK, GRUNT, SUE-EEE!!!!" & i lunge at 'em wiv me Light Sabre...zzooouuh! zuushshsh!..then it went silent.(coz it broke!..rubbish wot me government gave me, av 2 complain!!).
From the shadow a dark figure sprang out at me ... Boing!!!
Said it's name woz Lightning...but i woz ready 4 anything. Took up me Kung Fu pose...Eeeh Yah! take that! Now 4 the singing bit..# and every 1 was kung-fu fightingggg...& I woz swifter than Lightningggg...in fact it woz a little bit frightninggg....Wallop!Thud!..eet lay on the ground not breathin'.
Think it dead said 2 myself...Suddenly....2 b continued...
(4)(4)Like i said suddenly a whole gang of 'em encircled me I woz surrounded by these meerkat creatures, wot woz i 2 do???!!!!! So there I woz out numbered. Meercats stared at me & I at them...then I had a thought(whirl whirl,noise of brain working )I got this little dog out of me pocket clicked my...erm..trotters & little dog did a dance...TOTALLY mezmerizing them...I slipped away....(slip) and hell bent 4 pig-skin....ran az fast az i cud 2 UFO....jumped aboard, whistled dog,(whheee a wit...thats a whistle) grabbed him & put him back in me pocket....Started up engines FAST...& back 2 Earth in a flash.
Once in lab i tested the gloopy stuff.
"..erm...dont fink eet no good friend...iz juz Meercat poo!!....well we live another day...suppose..hope have better luck next time." :(
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