The Factory Designs

Ear r sum items i made
 in 1 of me factories.
Pattern is called 'Melons'.

Con b used 2 store biscuits in or rusty nails...infact whatever u want.

Cum 4 a walk round 1 of me sweat shops...erm... i mean factories.
Ear in corner u c pig working at potters wheel iz name iz Cliff.

C how x-pertly he flings the lump of clay on 2 err...almost the centre of wheel..whirl whirl (noise of potters wheel).He iz shaping a mug...thaz going a bit wonky Cliff !


Still we can't all av perfect mugs. Cliff eventually puts mug in 2 oven 2 b fired....& ears 1 he made

earlier. CLIFF i shout u idiot ! U put customers name in inside of mug...shud of been on outside of mug! TUT! Crash! Oops! drops 1 on floor...Ear Cliff take this glue & stick eet 2gether...Woz that u say...1000 pieces....Well customer wont notice or we cud do a new line in 3-D jigsaw DIY mugs :)  We leave Cliff shaking broken china off iz trotters (not 2 successful am afraid).Wipe glue off  ur head 2 !Oink!

This iz Clarice..she az a paint brush in her trotters & iz doing sum bizz-zar patterns on sum sugar sifters & plates & so on... I whisper in her ear that i dont fink that pattern will go down 2 well wiv the customers.

2 more pigs r working away on china, 1 iz named Bezwik & other iz Spode.

Over ear iz 2 pot-bellied pigs, name of Hall & Mark...they got job of making all greeting cards & calenders. NO! I oink u don't spell that name like that! Pfutt (noise of disgust) & i think NOT every month az 32 days!! U juz can't get the staff these days & az we turn 2 leave i shout....& those same day flower orders better get out of sweatshop...erm...meant factory by next week or else!

Some 1 shouts 'up ur's...but we r out of earing range.

      Ear is another design
      Guess wot this pattern is called ??

      We grow 'Sunflowers' on MFF
      Remember the game i dropped in2
      that i told u about ?
      My Free Farm !




Next time i'll tell u a little bout club i started up.
Bet u can't wait eh!..oink!