(3) Me Name...Well i might az well say that earth b came me adopted home, 4 the while at least. I worked hard on me farm & soon...funny 2 legged aliens know az 'farmies' came 2 buy me veggies and wot ever else i cud grow also u con sell ur stuff on the market in Mootown.Watch out 4 the 10% tax. Looked in me trotter-book similar 2 ur handbooks & found out another name 4 farmies which was...'humans'.On planet Zork me name is.... MOONPIG....Oh!..me beautiful home ..sob! sob! sniff! .......x-cuse me while i blow me snout...PARP!...thaz better.....2 support meself on Earth...u use funny money eh!..i set up a company...u may of heard of eet ? "moonpig.com" also sister company "funkypigeon.com"....both promise the same....2 personalise any cards & gifts u may buy & send them out sum time in the future....or a little L8r, & may mix ur names & spelling up a little(that takes HARD concentration often i stick tongue out and stare, actually fink ham what u call a little dyslexic !){ BTW This site is entirely fictional & has no connection with any other companies currently in existence or gone in2 liquidation}...Oh! yes...will charge u twice if u like....soooo!!!....watch out!!!OINK!.......2 b (yes u guessed it) continued....hehehe!
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