The Search

Hi fans grunt..plz remember 2 read in the rite order else eet woe make sense ,snigger.

Part 2 The search
There i woz warping round the universe.....
WOW! Such a big place. I keep in touch with me home planet..Zork, thru 'thought contact'. Saw a sign post that said "The Milky Way", so i headed the way eet pointed...y not! ...can't always rely on me Space Sat Nav...(now wen u C this hash #...right, means ham singing)...so...# Here i hammmmm floating in me tin cannnn highhhh above the moonnnnn planet Earth iz blue & there's nothin' me can doooooo!.....

Lots of...erm, SPACE.

HEY! lets take a closer look at that blue planet fort i...so i landed with a THUD ! Not got used 2 controls yet :)...Ah, this iz Middle Earth ! Little did i know eet woz 2 b-come me adopted home. 2 blend in i started a farm, then while farming, i started me search 4 fuel & 1 of ur kind earth-pigs...well  we r ALL pigs...look at ur photo b-tween contact papers called Profile & ?..erm..that's the question mark or 'elp section...C told u so...i ham the same...cept green...2 understand last few sentences ...em...ear goes (wrong Earth word but who cares)..i actually landed in2 a game. It's called My Free Farm..have u heard of it ? (looks thoughtful)...where woz i ?? Oh yeah...fuel...1 of ur kind earth-pigs suggested.... Fodder Beet Juice or Rapeseed oil. Hmm, well that mite work. Another seemed 2 suggest Lager & Strawberry Crush!!...Well if eet doe work...can always drink eet !!! Hic ! hic ! BURP ! Oopps ! (goes shade of darker green) ..2 b cont...:)