Friday, 19 April 2019

Diversify For Proft ! ...part 2 of 5

Part 2 of 5
"Hi Moony" oinks Pinky in a much to cheerful oink!
"Humpff ! Wot u got 2 look sew cheerful 'bout ? Lost a pd & found 2 pd ?"
"No, i just sold all my produce to a buyer & now i have the whole day free." :D (smiles broadly)
"Humpff ! Iz all rite 4 sum. I'm 'aving a bad day...farmies want all 4 nuffin !"
"But that's stealing isn't it ?" Pinky scratches her head
Just a common erm...oinking eh!
"Tut ! Juz a oinking common on Earth aint eet ?" grunts Moony.
"What you need is to diversify...increase in size what you sell, become larger, become more diverse or varied." oinked Pinky with a GRIN :D...copying Moonpig with at least 3 explanations of a word !!!
"And u con put that back in ur skin-pocket" grunts Moony pointing to a GRIN " I never liked 'em"
Pinky obliges and puts the GRIN back in her skin-pocket after wiping it off her face :)
"I read on a poster in Mootown", continues Pinky, "that a pig named Wizzhog needs help to move stuff to a bigger place".
Wot skills con i list???
"Hmmm! I cud put a poster up and advertize my erm...errr...speciality u noze...that iz, a pursuit, area of study, or skill 2 which sum 1 az devoted much time and effort and in which they r  x-pert" grunts Moony getting animated !
Pinky ducks down keeping out of the way of 'flying trotters'.
"So what is your speciality because I've never heard of it ???" oinks Pinky as she picks her snouty snout with trotter and sticks sticky substance in mouth.
Preferring to ignore the last part of Pinkys comment Moonpig oinks, "Well i az lots of emm...err...speciality's."
"Like what for instance" presses Pinky...still picking snouty snout but flicking substance in the air.
"Well like...erm...err...well lots of fings...(mumbles a few things that he x-cels at...which doesn't take long)...and me pièce de résistance iz driving a van heavily laden thru the streets like...ermm...the billow. Thaz erm...very fast !!!"
"As like a mad pig." suggests Pinky ducking out of the way of Moonpig's trotters again....2 b continued

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