Diversify For Profit ! ... part 1 of 5

Part 1 of 5

Piggin' el, we pigs juz love farmin'. Back home on planet Zork we work from the dawnin' till the duskin'...such az eet iz on Zork az the skies r different 2 them on Earth...where i find meself...Oh deary me (sniffle sniff...as Moonpig reminisces of home). Sum of uz work az government officials, policepigstables or teachers but the brainiest work az...farmers.

This iz all good x-perience...the farming bit i meanz az i follow in me papa's trotter steps on that score !!

Sooo...now on Earth where i find myself i farm all day & the 'farmies' (those who cum 2 uz silly name 4 them az we pigs r the real farmers!) well they cum 2 buy our produce and want

Say hello 2 the farmies :)

eet all 4 az little az they con get eet. Ear they cum, waving hands encased in oversized yellow gloves or i cud b wrong that might be another place on social media :) Eet sure iz a struggle. The pittance paid 2 uz 4 the products that iz...(sigh). Sum of uz happy farmers try out juz aving 3-range hens 2 get 3-range neggs, (erm...neggs iz wot we call eggs on Zork ! )2 earn more pd. Pd is the money we use on Myfreefarm if u remember ? Trouble iz will farmies want 2 go 2 sum 1 wiv just hens on their farm ??? I mean, the noize, the stink the erm...err...manure fink u call eet...that all those hens corz :(  3 pegs 4 nozes cums 2 me mind :) I'll advize him to...diversify 2 :)

I rites a sign oinking...not saying, az we pigs wud rather oink, grunt and squeal ! 'Best Wool in the district' !!! I claim eets

Best wool...say no more :)

hypo allergetic, non toxic, dye free & az a beautiful smell of natural lanolin...(lucky we dow av 2 worry about toxins and pollution getting in 2 the river that flows thru the bottom of our farms here & in Mootown village...yet!) In-fact me farming neighbor az used me wool 2 keep the 3- range hens warm !!!

1 farmie only ad the nerve 2 ask me if i cud x-tend me garden range. Well i az scarecrows 4 sale and a few spare frog ponds going 'croak'. Sooo...i grunts back that i b-lieve i az sum additional X-tendable hosepipe. (that should x-tend the range a little !) much 2 the alarm and disgust of the farmies...Ah, there they go walking orf in a huff ! 

Wot more u want u rotten lot ? Oh, hi Pinky :)

They shout back 'up yours' whatever that means ???

Grief !!! Here cums Pinky skipping up 2 me farm (managed 2 get the rite spelling of 'here' 4 a change sign of going 2 nite skool but cud slip back anytime).....2 b continued