Diversify For Profit ! ... part 3 of 5

Part 3 of 5
Pinky and Moonpig is in Mootown at the advertizing post.

Fink this shud do eet!

Moonpig is pasting his poster that reads something like this...'I con do really rubbish removals...Pig With A Van available at 7pm...no job 2 small...call 4 Moonpig.'
The phone number is scrawled on below in best pig-trotter-scrawl.
"Why after 7pm ?" enquires Pinky with a grunt.
"Well i az 2 milk the cows & goats, feed the hens & lock 'em in the hen house...blah blah blah...."
"Okay I get the picture !" oinks Pinky.
"No stay where u r we don't need a picture...these words will do", Moony smilingly taps the poster with trotters which starts to slide out of place...a little out of askew.
Pinky leans first to one side...then to the other watching Moony glue the poster...time and time again.
"O blow!" oinks Moony. 
Pinky blows into the air near the poster :)
Moonpig grumbles, "Iz still tilted 2 1 side, in a crooked position." Moonpig leans first to one side...then to the other. "I az tried straightening out the poster 3 times, but it still looks askew. O blow!" 

Very little 'puff of air' can be seen above Pinky's head !

Pinky blows again into the air near the poster :) Moonpig scowls at Pinky ^>@<^ like that.
There is another poster on the post that catches Moonpig's eye. "Ouch!" 
It reads,'New KFC opening in Mootown, currently recruiting up to 50 Team Members, Full and Part Time. If interested call: 056460512736973526' The add also says 'if you know of any stray cats, please bring them along.' 
"Do they have a vermin problem already ?" oinks Pinky.
"Letz hope they ay gona cook 'em." snorted Moony with a disgusted snort, " Am glad I'm a vegetarian (well almost :) )

"Better make sure Kat doesn't get cat-napped" oinky moaned Pinky thinking of Moonys pet cat, with a quiver of her chin! ....2 b continued