Lost Wallet ... part 1 of 6

Part 1 of 6

I juz new i woz getting short of supplies corz me pantry spider woz freatening 2 leave...agen. So after brekkie i decided 2 take stock of pantry 2 c juz wot woz needed.
Hmm, (sighs) not a lot in there iz there Spidey ? (that's the name i 'ad given him, took me a hole day 2 com up wiv appropriate name) Wot con i bring u back from the shops ? I smile :) (< like that) placating like :)
Spidey slid down in double quick slide from his web and pointed with his l-o-n-g spindley legs to a cereal box on the shelf next to the few crumbs of biskits scattered about.

Hmmm! not a lot iz there spidey !!

I picked the box up & gave eet a good shake. Nufin much happened. I deduced that the box woz almost M.T. (translation = empty).
"K, i'll put that on me list. Az the weather looked foreboding or a feeling of gloom or maybe a sixth sense that that black cloud cud burst at anytime, fort i wud ride in Pearl, me 3 wheeler car. Did i ever tell u that a 3 wheeler az less drag so eet con go faster than a normal 4 wheeler. My car Pearl is wedge or rocket shaped and a beautiful green color and eet goes like a bomb. Erm...on 2nd forts eet sounds like a bomb & all this smoke comes from eet. Great eh!"
Kat rubbed up moonpigs legs and eyed him up @@ (< like that).
"U wont 2 com 2 Kat ?"
"Meow prow purrrrr." (Jumps up and down).
"K but u muz not sit on me lap & make dough...^>@<^ (thats a frown) U gota sit on ur own seat !!! "
After making a shopping list wiv the help of Kat & Spidey,

Pearl's running nice...aint she Kat !!

Moony flung, hurled or lobbed maybe all 3, shopping bags into Pearl and after repeatedly pushing Kat off lap, hot wired Pearl with the 2 wires hanging down from dashboard....Splutter splutter! Bang Bang! & car springs into life.

Putting trotters on the pedal and pushing right down to the metal that is & stepping on the gas (gas made of mostly forage beet juice, Moonys secret recipe) Zooooms away like a...like a rocket....2 b continued....