Part 5 of 5
Moonpig disappears into the pantry and comes out eventually with crumbs on his snout :) and a pot of sun dried termites, a can of worms, a few cobs split in half (the wrong way) and butter. Moonpig takes his trusty Stanley knife outa the draw.
"I'm a devil in the kitchen wiv a Stanley knife."...(tosses up knife showing off). Pinky hides under the table with Kat..."Oinky oinky oink !" laughs Moonpig...but fails to catch knife...the knife stabs the table...Thud, boing! ...Time passes..."K so who's 4 a cob then ? Oh! ear's a fish 4 u Kat.".
Kat obligingly snaps her jaws round the fish and drags it off to eat.
Finally all have full tummys and all go back for a warm and Moonpig continues his...exciting tale of what Zork is like...well what it was like before he got duped into searching the universe for a fuel source for the UFO's on Zork.
"We az a place where we con chill out called 'The Pleasure
Dome'....we do lots of fings in there...infact we con do wot ever we wants. We az massage parlour, gym...but i az no need 4 gym :) ...ice cream parlour, drone drone (goes on a bit, well quite a lot). We az a park for ball games etc., we az a Zoo, Space Academy wiv state of the art Observatory, Laboratory, Skool and shops, all the usual fings u nowst...yatter yatter prattle prattle( goes on a lot more)".
| Above, spells Pleasure Dome :) |
And Kat settles on Moony's lap and...makes dough :)
Moonpig still carries on a.."blah blah blah !".
TILL...zzzzZZZzzzz can be heard once again!...seems Pinky has fallen asleep...again!
"Wake up Pinky friend...ham i boring u ? "
Pinky wakes up with a START and decides to put it in her skin pocket again and now has 2 :)
"Oh, very interesting...i was just resting my eyes :) Is it time for me to go ? "
"No me friend, snow iz deep & crisp even...better stay the nite :) "
"That's...kind of you Moony :) "
"Yeah i know....I'll make u a bed up next 2 mine of straw, erm...hang on...i'll make u 1 here...don't want 2 be disturbed even or av me normal pattern or functioning disrupted wiv ur snoring !!!"
"But I dont snore...it's you !!!" Pinky pleaded...getting a bit emotional (and chin wobbled)
"Well erm, (mutters somat unintelligible, indistinct or meaningless...maybe all three !!! )...It's warmer here...by the fire."
| Nite Kat...Nite Pinky...Nite Spidey :) |
"Oh, well...okay then."
"Yup much better wiv u sleeping ear (wrong spelling but who cares)...come along then...see u in the morning :) "
"Night Moony."
"Yeah, nite Pinky."
....the end
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