The Factory Break In. Part 2
---Baa Baa, moooo, maaar & oinky oink...all erm...chatted az clearing up work got under way...Soon place looked erm...workable again soooo, sum1 remarked "shud get a guard dog" & ...TING! (that a idea) ..idea woz, erm...born.
Off Moonpig went 2 local hostel 4 homeless drifters of the erm dog kind 2 c if he cud er....entice any dog wiv promise of job.
Pay 2 b erm....well c if i con work somat out but took a bone from butchers wiv
Off Moonpig went 2 local hostel 4 homeless drifters of the erm dog kind 2 c if he cud er....entice any dog wiv promise of job.
Pay 2 b erm....well c if i con work somat out but took a bone from butchers wiv
me as an...erm enticement...Am looking 4 a big fierce dog with big fierce voice or smaller dog with big fierce voice as cud not spend 2 much on money of...erm...dog food & smaller dog wudnt eat az much...(am not stupid pig :) .Almost there....came 2 a fork in road so....stopped 2 pick it up & looked 4 knife 2...sooo shud i go 2 the left...or right...??? Went right corz other way shud always b left :)...got out me Robin Reliant..well wasnt walking all that way...got a good deal on this (points 2 car as 'moonpig gets his wheels' story will will tell u). Got 2 hostel & woz eyeing up the dogs...making conversation...selling 'em the job....added comfy life style, blah blah blah etc etc etc! All u az 2 do iz bark if any1 trys 2 get in that shudnt....simplzzz.
---I can do that job wot will u pay me ?
---O here we go again fort i 2 meself. 1 tin of dog food & 6 bikkies a day....& az a bonus u get ALL the water u can drink...also...any scraps u get orf the staff !...(looks smug).Wotz more, u get a kennel wiv a comfy soft bed in....btw u also get ...no days off (mutters i under me breath).Whips out a contract ...whiiiss! (noise of erm contract coming out me pocket) & all u av 2 do is...sign on dotted line, here (points).
Dog looked it over.
Hmm! dont think it con read 2 well fort i. Dog put paw mark on dotted line.Told u it cudnt read well lol.
---K , u gets 2 wear this erm err LOVELY necklace thingy (its ok 4 dogs 2 wear collars),
makes it ALL official like & az name & address of ur er employer on 1 side & on other side az ur name on c (shows dog). Just jump in2 me car & i'll introduce u 2 the workers when i show u round me factory iz a VERY important job thy nowst...
---O here we go again fort i 2 meself. 1 tin of dog food & 6 bikkies a day....& az a bonus u get ALL the water u can drink...also...any scraps u get orf the staff !...(looks smug).Wotz more, u get a kennel wiv a comfy soft bed in....btw u also get ...no days off (mutters i under me breath).Whips out a contract ...whiiiss! (noise of erm contract coming out me pocket) & all u av 2 do is...sign on dotted line, here (points).
Dog looked it over.
Hmm! dont think it con read 2 well fort i. Dog put paw mark on dotted line.Told u it cudnt read well lol.
---K , u gets 2 wear this erm err LOVELY necklace thingy (its ok 4 dogs 2 wear collars),
makes it ALL official like & az name & address of ur er employer on 1 side & on other side az ur name on c (shows dog). Just jump in2 me car & i'll introduce u 2 the workers when i show u round me factory iz a VERY important job thy nowst...
Well...ear it is, come & meet me staff sew u know whos allowed in...Dog wagged its tail....all went well & Cliff says "Wots the dog named ?"
---'Life' says i & btw...turned 2 all staff members ...adds actually Life's a BITCH !!!
---'Life' says i & btw...turned 2 all staff members ...adds actually Life's a BITCH !!!
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