Stargate ... part 3 of 5

STARGATE:Part 3 of 5

..."quick...lets jump on that African ruminant wiv long neck & legs."& with 1 swift movement (hey...never mind how it got there..i'm telling the story!) 

Sooo..jumped on2 its back, which startled eet & eet ran orf at a good pace...rumpiteerumpitee..(noise of giraffes hooves)..which gave uz sore buttocks from its boney uncushioned back...saw somat familiar (not witches black cat)..

...Sooo...slammed on the brakes...erererrk! tumbled 4ward thru polo mint & landed on our delicate parts (thats our SNOUTS..well what was u thinking of..tut!)..got me dermal ray-gun & aimed eet at polo mint...Pow!Pow!Pow!! Zap!Zap! & Stargate door disappeared.

"Got any plasters me old mate?"

'Yup' says you...we put them on our delicate particles that needed 'em.

"Wot waz that me old mate, wot u say u got...Oh! u picked up a sample so as we could C if can make fuel out of eet...better bring it 2 my Lab"......2 b....yeah ...u guessed...