Saturday, 16 June 2012

Stargate ... part 4 of 5

STARGATE: Part 4 of 5

...in my UFO i az a fully fitted Lav....?...Oh! i meant Lab...short 4..?!? well u know wot eets called."Thax me friend juz put the sample in test-tube there...watch me trotters...no not literally
..like this lol....i dont want flat trotters. There..light the bunsen-burner & wait C wot develops(nice photos -not!).Tum-tee-tum (noise of uz waiting).Lets av a rest while we waiting, and lie around, tell u what we cud do while we wait..,u want 2 C me etchings?"
"Yup" says u...."K" i says.....(shuffling noise) ...."now show me urs (more shuffling noises).
Sooo whos got the best ?"
"Don't know"says u.
"Let's measure 'em...wots that ?..U want a drink ?"
So we drink....lots....& more...Hic hic,"Welsh..I ffinksh the tesht shouldsht bist donsht nowst"...so we roll out 2 the lab &....C flames shooting everywhere!! Firesh!Hic!Firesh! so now we sing(out of key)# U shake my nerves & U rattle my brain, 2 much drink drives a pig insane, U broke my ass (sorry glass), oh wot a frill, GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!....2 beesh konsh tinoosh.

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