Part 2 of 4
"Hi Pinky me little pink friend," grunts Moonpig barging into Pinky's farmhouse (first time he has visited Pinky's farmhouse...EVER ! ) plonks the box down...PLONK !...onto a pink table in a pink kitchen with pink stools and a even pinker floor, "Wow nice erm...err...color kitchen & all such other stuff."
| Sort of Zebra thingy in Zork zoo ! |
Pinky wrinkles her snout not knowing if Moony was paying a compliment or not as you can never tell with these foreigners. Moonpig comes from a Galaxy far, far away in another world, on another Planet...Planet Zork to be precise which is inhabited mainly by Green pigs and a few other animals they keep as pets or in the local Zoo...in fact Zork is known by a few Aliens on nearby other planets as "The Green Planet" !!!
"What you want ?" oinks Pinky getting straight to the point, "I was just about to make some fairy cakes".
"Oh fanks...make a dozen or...12 will do :) " Moonpig grins :D "Erm az u got any keys that will open this box ?" Points to box with trotters.
"Sorry I just sent them all to charity to help the poorer countries get a bore hole for clean water." Smirks Pinky feeling good about herself.
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"But I have this knife...we could force the lid open...had you thought of doing that ?" Pinky fetches the knife, but Moonpig snatches it off Pinky...SNATCH !
| I Have a Knife..... |
Moonpig tuts and oinks, "U shudn't use knifes wiv-out a grown up super-vize-ing u...u cud cut urself...and yes I had fort of it (lies through teeth) but i didn't wont 2 spoil the box" :)
Squeaky Scratchy sounds now...emanates, or comes forth or springs out if you like...from the efforts of...picture this...Moonpig is sticking his tongue out hard in concentration, box in one trotter, knife in the other furiously stabbing at and digging the knife into the underneath of the box lid and trying to prise it open.
"Be careful Moony" squeals Pinky to Moony who is now BASHING the box with the knife!!!
"@!*~#" grunts Moonpig (we leave you to translate). The box won't shift...Won't open it's secrets to Moony. Disgustedly he throws the bent knife...(Pinky ducks)...onto the floor followed in quick succession by the box and scowls ^>@<^ < like that !
"Oh look Moony...the box has opened !" squeals a delighted Pinky, picking up the box.....2 b continued
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