Diversify For Profit ! ... part 5 of 5

Part 5 of 5

Wizzhog grunts "I have a few things to attend to so carry on." And with that Wizzhog gets in his tractor,(actually it's a stolen JCB, Shhh! ) and goes off...Brummmm drummer drummer rumble rumble clank brummmer drummmer rumble...(noise of tractor moving away :) ) 
Pinky turns to Moonpig and oinks,"How we going to squeeze that into your car ?"
"Very carefully me finks." Moonpig scratches butt

carefully does eet!

"Cum on Pinky u hold that end & I'll hold this end ."...Grunty-oinky-grunty-oinky (noise of exersion)...as the two feed the Antique Bookcase into the back of Pearl...skrrratch sssscrrrrape Zzzzzeeeehk ! Zzzzzeeeehk ! (noise of antique getting squeezed into a to small-a-space)."Phew! that woz a hard squeeze !!! Letz get in Pearl if there iz room and deliver this b 4 any damage comes 2 eet" :)
But the Antique Bookcase is to unstable and looks like it  possibly could fall out of the back after all, so Moony tells Pinky  she has to climb into the back of the bookcase and sit in it to balance it. 
Clambering in, in an awkward and laborious way, with trotters slipping all over the erm...very expensive Wooden Antique Bookcase, Pinky looks fearful, scared stiff or panicky (maybe all three).
Moonpig connects the 2 wires dangling down from the dashboard like he was shown & Splutter splutter ! Bang Bang! (car springs in2 life. Moonpig puts his trotters 2 pedals & Zooooms away off like...a rocket.
Pinky holds on for dear life...as Moonpig seems unaware of ANY traffic rules & regulations..."Get out of the road." oinks Moony...shaking trotters and shouting jay-walker at 'em. Tyres screech EEEeeerrhh!(noise of er...screechy tyres)as Moony goes round island (MUCH 2 fast & the wrong way!!). The bookcase is now dragging on the road but doesn't cause much damage to the road :)
"Are we there yet" Squeals Pinky in a VERY high squealy voice.
"Nearly" Grunty oinks Moony.

Always read the Highway Code !

"Any one know a good driving instructor" squeals Pinky hoping Moony will take the hint...but just where to find one, one can only speculate or guess???
Moony overhears Pinky & oinks back,"A good driving instructor...yup, i know of 1 but he's in hospital at the moment after a nasty crash on his way to pick up a pupil !"
Arriving at the destination Moony and Pinky yank the priceless Wooden Antique Bookcase out the back of the 3 wheeler. BANG ! CRUNCH ! Skrrratch ! Sscrrrrape ! Zzzzzeeeehk ! Zzzzzeeeehk ! All the woodwork gets scratched (and the wood splinters) and anything delicate (like the fine work on the top of bookcase) got reduced to airfix kit form. 

Can't win 'em all Pinky...quick lets' leg eet'

Pinky get's worried and her chin begins to wobble! (a sure sign she will burst into tears).

Moonpig throws her a tissue or 2..."Better make a run 4 eet...dow worry we con say me car-like van got stolen & will still leave Wizzhog a bill & say we managed 2 save eet b-4 it got set on fire by...vandals. He's sure 2 b pleased." ... The End :)