A Winters Tale ... part 1 of 5

Part 1 of 5

"Time 2 go home Pinky friend me finks az Barpig iz frowning at uz...better drink up the hour iz gone & got L8."
Moonpig is drinking his usual...a Lager...while Pinky is sucking up ginger beer through a straw...ssslurp! Slurrp!

Our trepid friends come out The Cock And Hen pub

Outside the local pub in Mootown, called 'The Cock And Hen'...we visualize a mental image of Pinky and Moony supporting erm...each other from falling over as it's rather slippy...even more so after a pint or two.  
And...ever the faithful friend, Pinky sees Moonpig safely home to his farmhouse as Moony told Pinky 'thats wot friends do'. Pinky trots briskly in a cold but pleasantly invigorating way, off through the snow after waving a goodbye to Moony.
So now Moonpig is all alone.
He shivers, gingerly turns, and goes inside his farmhouse.
"The nights are colder now maybe I should close the door & light a fire, and anyway the snow az covered all friends piggin' footsteps so az i cant follow 2 make sure she gets home safe even if i wanted 2 which...i dont...coz it's...COLD :) " 
Moonpig lights the fire. Moonpig continues...
"The fire burns brightly & at night me memories of Zork cum flooding back...sniff! i iz warm but everybody noze iz hard 2 b alone at this time of year. Iz only a winter's story or tale i tell so why should the Earth take notice of 1 more of me attempts that's failed to get thru 2 Zork...me home Planet ? "
And after tinkering about at various control panels in UFO & not having much luck at contacting Zork, except to somehow beam down a Kat..."Hmm, last time only managed to get the tail beamed down & eet rotted away :( "
Kat rubs round Moony's legs...purring away...prrrrr prrrr prrrrrr! 

He He !! That tickles !!

"On a world wide scale infact on a universe's scale I stand alone...well eet seems like eet :(  x-cept 4 Kat."
Strokes Kat & tickles under her chin :) 
"I ear, (wrong Earth word but who cares ? ) bells, ringing far away & i wonder if Pinky ears eet ?, i wonder if u r listening my friend i wonder where u r ? U mean a lot 2 me & I wish u well...sniffle sniff ! "
Fills saucer of milk and places it on floor.
Kat rushes up & starts to lap the milk..."ssslurp ssslap ssslurp!"
Just then a knock comes at Moonys' door...Knock knock ! .....2 b cont.