Friday, 10 November 2017

Got A Problem ? (2) Letter From A Worried Mother Pig


Dear moonpig, I have twiglets, (thats twin piglets)one  is named 'Abitdeaf' & the other 'Conhardlysee' one twiglet is a trifle deaf & the other is a bit shortsighted. They were both born ok, then after an accident with the tractor they were driving down the lane, they crashed into a tree & rolled 50ft down an 
Nuffin 2 worry about :)
embankment on to the railway lines fractionaly misses the express train to London. To cap it all they were chased by farmers bull when they tried to take a short cut through a field, got tossed by bulls horns onto a dirt track then bit by the old collie dog who thought they were burglars...can u help signed Mrs Porker?
Moonpigs reply "Dear Mrs.Porker I dow c wot the problem iz u have 1 good piglet between the 2...oink!"

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