Mootown's Summer Music Festival ... part 3 of 5

Part 3 of 5

 After about 20 minutes, Pinky comes rushing in Moonpig's farmhouse almost knocking him over ! Moonpig frowns ^>@<^ (< like that), Pinky cowers and is most apologetic and regretfully acknowledges fault or failure...i did say almost didn't i :)

--Wots that u hiding b-hind ur back, grunts Moonpig holding and rubbing a  sore backside. AND in rather a bad mood, mutters something about a bruise forming !!!

I'll give it a blow....

--It's...Da dah! (that's a big build up...sort of)...this (smirks Pinky holding up a plastic toy trumpet).

--I noze wot that iz. It's a trumpet !! even if eet iz a plastic toy 1. And now it's Moonys turn to smirk! so....SMIRK !!! Can you get a sound form eet ?

--Not sure hang on I'll give it a blow....Toot Toot Toot ! goes the plastic toy trumpet...and Pinky sings # Oh we can play on the trum-hum-pet and this is the way we do it, Toot toot toot on the plastic trumpet and that's the way we do it !

--Soz but u cor take that 2 the Music Festival....coz i mite take mine (Moonpig holds out his trumpet)...It's a 'Martin Committee large bore Handcraft trumpet' made in 1939, so i woz told and uses a No. 3 silver plated mouthpiece from Bach made in 1926...soooooo u can't take that > (points).

Mine's a GOOD trumpet wiv a silver plated mouthpiece

Pinky's chin begins to wobble a sure sign that she will burst into tears !!!

--Erm, ham sure u may av somat else more erm...errr...more suitable 4 a pretty pink pig like u :)

Pinky thinks...and thinks...and thinks...Then runs off.

--Oh well, might not c her agen then, grunts Moonpig.

No sooner words were out of his snouty mouth, when.......

--Look what I found, squeals Pinky with delight ! (so who is this Delight ? Name of another pig perhaps ? )

-- That's a blow up inflatable guitar silly...u wont get a sound outa that !!! Moonpig puts his trotters akimbo.

Silly Pinky....oink oink !

--Oh yes i can and it does so there, pouts Pinky...and she proceeds to demonstrates...air guitar style!!!  (making the noise with her snouty mouth,)Bowwoung wow wow bowong nyow nyow WWONWW !!! then sings # Oh we can play on the air guitar and this is the way to do it, Bowwoung wow wow bowong nyow nyow WWONWW on the air guitar and that's the way we do it...Bowwoung wow wow bowong nyow nyow WWONWW Pinky demonstrates once again!!! Well what yah think ? 

Moonpig looks and shakes his head with disbelief !!! (even though Disbelief..erm...another pig had just flown out the window...so to oink!)

--I dow fink that iz wot them u'll b looking 4...after all eet iz a program of festive activities, cultural events, or a music festival of the highest calibre type...Moonpig rolls his eyes in a snooty way...which shows disapproval or contempt towards others, especially those considered to belong to a lower social class (like Pinky...according to Moonpig).

--It's entertainment...snivelled Pinky, wiping her runny snout on the back of her trotter.

--That may az well b, but iz not erm...upper class enuf...soz...so no u can't bring that 2 the erm...Music Festival...iz juz not allowed !!!....2 b continued