Mootown Village Fête ... part 1 of 6

Part 1 of 6

Eye catching posters were up in Mootown advertising...The Annual Fête of course ! A variety of activities were included such as tombola's, raffles, coconut shies, white elephant stalls or another name would be bric a brac (a chance to get rid of all those unwanted items bought from off eBay !!!).
Cakes, and home produce such as jams and pickles were a favorite with the females as was flower arranging. A large tent for flower displays and perishable goods, would be provided by the local council this year...but the most desired prize would be for...the one who could grow the biggest fruit or veggie...Monster Fruit or Veggies.
Moonpig stared hard at the newly erected poster. Reference to the beer tent had caught his eye and it piggin' well hurt !!!

It says here......

--Ouch! grunted Moony, that really hurt !!!
Deep in thought he never heard Pinky trot up to his side and with wonder, (whoever Wonder was :) ) studied the poster loosing off...an audible sigh.
--Sigh! sighed Pinky 
--Oh, it's u. U made me jump, oinked Moony scowling, y u az 2 creep up on any 1 i do not know ???
--Have they got a Best Pet section ? inquired Pinky wrinkling her snout...wondering who Anyone was as looking around didn't see who would match up to the description. Who could it be ?
--Most unusual 1 there > said Moonpig tapping with a trotter and pointing to a word or two on the poster...unusual pet, that iz. U got ur mind on any of ur pets ?
Now Pinky kept a slug named Slugger and a snail named Sammy in a vivarium in Moony's club house. Wasn't that kind of him ? Being fed regular made Slugger in particular grow big and fat and JUICY :)

Let's practice your tricks Slugger !

--My pet slug can do tricks, he can rear up, bow, play dead and pretend to be a moustache...boasted Pinky. 
Moony remembers how one day while he was taking a nap in the club house, Slugger, Pinky's pet slug, slithered out of his vivarium and climbed on to his (Moony's) face and settled under his snout...looking very much like a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip, or as one would say...a moustache! It was all Moony could do to resist opening his mouth and swallowing it...(the slug) Just a bit bigger he would oink to hisself :) 
--Well that should be erm...err...interesting (not) az 4 me...i think i shall try 4 giant veggies or fruit of some description :) said Moony making as ENORMOUS stretching out of...erm...arms and trotters to indicate the size.

ENORMOUS !!!

--I'm going to get Slugger into training. (smirk look on Pinky's face)

And with that, off trotted Pinky to erm...get slug into training ?...2 b continued