Tuesday, 3 May 2016

Vision With A Mission ... part 11 of 14

Part 11 of 14


...but just then...Goat with Gaily Colored Coat disappears in puff of smoke !!! .......
Slicing through more jungle with Stanley knife as signpost pointed the way. Pinky & Moonpig stumble their way over tree roots...Thud! [a dull, heavy sound, such as that made by an object or...pig falling to the ground]. Stomp! [Moony treads heavily and noisily, typically in order to show anger at falling over tree roots]. Ouch! [sound used to express pain like "ouch I've trodden on a thistle"].
--Watchout where u treading...Moonpig swears...*^%@!$&*( < like that...quick...cover your ears).
Finally after beating around the bush...a Totem Pole,
Stone stairways lead down down down...
erm...make that a SACRED TOTEM  POLE comes into view. It's a Turtle with a Frog on its back and a Bird of non-description on top of frogs head...& beneath the turtle, a stone stairway or steps if you like :) leading DOWN.
--Is it going to be dark in there Moony ? >  Pinky points.
--Maybe ? Az u got any more candles & matches in those bags u carrying ? ...Pinky searches holdalls ;) (they still keep changing names the bags, knapsacks or what ever...2 avoid suspicion like before), & comes up with the goods.
Down a Deep Dark Dirty Dank Smelly Corridor or Passageway they go. As usual, Pinky is being protected by Moonpig hiding behind her butt [not skirt as pigs dont wear clothes]. The passageway twists, this way & that, then...they have to squeeze through a narrow or restricted space...a sound can be heard...[Ay ya, Ay ya Oh Ay ya, Ay ya Oh] It's the sound of the Demon Chanting to his ANCESTORS...There he is! Sitting in front of a small fire. Blackish smoke ascends from around him. [is he sitting too near the fire ?]
Ay ya Ay ya Oh....
--Remember not to look him in the face, oinks Pinky,...& Goat said you have to pross...pross...erm...bow down to him.
--Why shud i do that !! He aint nufin special...suddenly Moony trips over Pinky's trotter she just happened to stretch out.
--Oof ! Annoyance spreads over Moonys face but the Demon accepts it as Moonpigs way of showing humility & profound REVERENCE. Pinky is prostrate also. Moony notices the Demons CLOVEN HOOVES. Cud b the DEVIL 'imself...whispers Moonpig 2 Pinky friend. Pinky cringes but....
Pinky trips Moonpig over !
--Well i think he looks more like a...a Indian Witch Doctor, Pinky whispers back avoiding looking at his eyes.
The Devil err...erm Demon, breaks off from his Chanting, & his eyes...his eyes...dont look at his EYES. One of the bags fall off Pinky's back and opens. Flies, fly out buzzing around. Seeing us both Kowtow-ing Demon Devil jumps up, shouting. "Listen to the Voice of our Ancestors." Then he took his straight stick thing & shook it & uttered somat that was supposed to be in AID for...i do not know. On rising up on trotters moonpig speaks....
--Hi there Mr. Demon, erm...err...a gay Peruvian Goat sent uz 2 u...said u cud 'elp uz 2 find Special Bones of a Former Deceased Spiritual Leader...[all the while avoiding direct eye contact.] 
--Demon spoke...like Darth Vader, or like someone who had a very bad case of Asthma. He said...The bones you seek lie in the belly of a Crocodile who inhabits the River Huallaga.
--R-i-g-h-t ! grunts moony, erm, thx but how do we get them outa the croc's belly...&...can u describe this...erm, crocodile ?
--I can make a POTION...for a price. I want [sniffs the air] YOUR SOLES !!!
-- WAAAAAA! Pinky trembles & starts to cry...quietly...WAAAAA! i said QUIETLY...waaaaaa! thats better :)
Moonpig grudgingly trotters over [as pigs dont have hands] from the open bag, the one on the floor with the still buzzing flies flying around, the two Slightly Dusted Lemon Soles, past their sell by date & use by date :)
2 fish a cooking..flies buzz by.....
Demon skewers the Slightly Dusted Lemon Soles on to durable thin sticks & dangles them over the FIRE to cook. The flies that follow the fish gets INCINERATED !! While the fish are cooking the Demon makes up a POTION or TINCTURE [to make crocodile throw up bones much like Highly Concentrated Salt Water] while  calling out to someones ancestors...any ones :)  When the potion has been mixed, Demon hands it over to Moony who trotters it over to Pinky who puts it in the knapsack.
--Go back the way you came. Search around the floor for Moulted Crocodile Scales...these will lead you to the River Huallaga....the crocodile you seek, you will know because it makes......2 b cont.

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