Vision With A Mission ... part 8 of 14

Part 8 of 14

..the signpost points 3 ways...1 says to McDonalds, the 2nd to Enlightenment and the 3rd to points to Nirvana/Moksa (which gets mistaken by Moonpig for Nevada a state in the USA and Moscow..tut! ).
--Which way we gona go ? squeals Pinky friend.
--I dont know ? (Moony shrugs & wrinkles his snout ) but i doe like the look of that, points > to Nirvana/Moska sign, think that might be interchangeable & lead uz sum where down the line 2 JAIN, dont want 2 meet im or her ??? The aim of Jain iz non-violence, non-absolutism  and non-possessiveness but u can never tell. Might b a ploy or even a cunning plan or action designed 2 turn a situation 2 sum 1's own advantage 2 get uz 2 go down rung path !!! Then again it's 2 hot in the dessert & 2 cold in erm...well eet iz.
--Do what you did last time then, oinks Pinky.

# I am the bubble.........

--Erm, i'll Chant some words while Dancing in a Circle, com on Pinky copy me...# I am the bubble, make me the sea. Wave of the sea dissolve in the sea, I am the bubble, make me the sea.
Pinky friend copies moonpig dancing and singing.
--# I am the bubble, make me the sea. Wave of the sea dissolve in the sea, I am the bubble, make me the sea.
Moonpig & Pinky get dizzy, bump into each other & fall over. Both suffer, concussion...causing them both to become temporarily unconscious or CONFUSED. In this state Moony has an Out Of Podgy Body
Experience...IT says...take the Middle Path...trust in life itself.....The Road to Enlightenment is the Middle Path...Time passes...& pigs come 2, erm...that means they wake up.
--Well Moony, says Pinky rubbing her head...did anything come to you ?
--Yup, clear az mud...we gota take the Middle Path...not sure how but...Com on follow the middle path wiv me...u might b Enlightened.
-- Will it hurt ? 
--Nah! shudnt think so.
On the way and...the sky darkens! It begins to rain & rain &

Might be able to take shelter there !

pour down. Running for shelter under the trees, they spy a Woodcutters Cottage in a clearing. On a plank lying on the floor in the tall grass was carved out, ' Hansel and Gretel was here IDST '. So Moonpig knocked on the door. No answer. Pinky looked through the window. No one in sight although there was a large roaring electric fire in the fireplace.
--Try the handle Pinky, i'm right b-hind u. (& he was :) )
--Why me, muttered Pinky pulling a face & pouting, but opening the door anyway.
--We con stay here till the rain passes over, no 1 shud bother uz az iz well orf The Beaten Track...grunted Moonpig, looking for something to eat.
Meanwhile a tappin' came at the door tap tappity tap! Two creatures are patiently standing outside, neat lookin' too & nattering b-tween themselves. Even though it's raining they don't look like they will move on.
--Go & answer eet then Pinky !...Moonpig pushes friend to the door while he hides behind the settee.
After what seemed like FOREVER, (actually only 5 minutes) Pinky closes the door. 
--Who was it ? What did they want ?

Don't know who they were ?

--I don't really know but they gave me these...(shows Moony 2 MAGAZINES in her trotters).

--R i knows who they waz...seem 2 get everywhere, even if u went 2 the Moon suppose they wud knock on yer door there ! Moonpig wrinkles snout...rain has stopped. Better get on our way. On & on they trudge on & on past a Marsh Bog...hang on...what was that noise ? Lets go back & c wot that noise waz...2 b cont.....