Nimbus XIII ... part 4 of 6

Part 4 of 6

...A Vacancy sign is in the next shop... it reads...job-vacancies - idiots wanted...

Any color u says ...erm...

--Doesnt fit our description, oinks Moony with a immense stupidity seeping slowly over snouty face...moving Allegro style now...(thats fast and brisk :) ). Lets c wot they got in the electrical shop. Rrrrr this...points > this iz the latetest Nutri-Malik-Drinks Synthesizer, must get me 1 of those. Wot color do u do 'em in ? i asks the alien sales creature...checking i still az me I.G.T. switched on...(for those who may have forgotten...Instant Galatic Translater)...
-- You can have pink, green, purple, orange & um, well...just about any color you wish.
--Great, i'll av black.
--Sorry mate...we dont do black.
--Sigh ! K, so juz give me erm, that 1 > points. 
--What does it do Moony ? I mean...how does it work ?
--W-e-l-l, eet con make any drink u want...but...it con even sense wot drink iz most suited 2 u :) & thats the 1 u'll get...most of the time :) Just have 2 plug it in, & talk 2 eet...say anything u want like...make-me a drink...then it gives u a drink c !
--Oh, i think i get it ??? Friend scratches head...again...must have fleas ?...so shopping is finished!!!
-- Soooo, lets pay at the checkout. How much pd did u bring ? (pd is potato dollars we use on MFF = Myfreefarm ). Friend puts trotters in2 skin-pocket turns it inside out & out pops a half sucked mint with fluff on...hmmm! doesnt seem 2 b owt else. Moonpig frowns ^>@<^ (like that). 
Seems I'll b buying those fluffy biros 4 u...Gets credit card outa skin-pocket...proceeds 2 the checkout...U take American Express ? Or i az this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this ?  :) (unravels a few more credit cards). Moony turns 2 friend, says...Dont worry Pinky friend...u con pay me back L8r !

Erm...which card u accept....?

--That will do nicely says alien till being, swiping card thru thingy...which is then 'handed' back 2 Moonpig. I smile at him, her, it ??? & the purr-chase iz made.
--I'm hungry says friend...If u pay, i can pay u back L8r, right ? Hopeful look on face of friend.
--Hmm, i suppoze, infakt am piggin hungry 2. Lets go & find a small cafe by a wishing well or a place 2 sit & eat.

--Now you're oinking...says friend skipping along, leaving Moonpig 2 arrange 2 send his purchases 2 his UFO....2 b  cont....