All these strange "beings"...standing proudly by tables..fink u call 'em...pointing and discussing pro's & con's,,,of these....these...these lumps(Oh! give a pig a break will yer!)of stones erm! ok ..rocks.1 said, i got mine from Uranus(snigger). Nother said, i got mine from Tesco's...and he turned 2 me & said wheres ur lump O rock alien?...I stuttered a few words out like this...Oh bum!..reached in2 me pocket, and pulled out a...green rock...i always carry around wiv me 4 luck & plonked eet on table...the strange "being" labelled eet 4 me...i told him wot stone woz...so label said...Moonpig...Kryptonite...from Zork..(coz actually all Kryptonoite came from Zork..sum stupid idiot left sum somewhere on nother planet and Superpig fort he'd av a go at breeding the stone (bet u didnt know he woz that dumb! Doh!)...anyway U, my friend ad in ur box..remember??? a nice Krystal...well we sometimes spell our C's with a K on Zork! Lets go home...hang on i cant ,Sob! sniffle.!..blow my snout.Parp! that better..now 2 ADOPTED earth....zhhhooosh!
Hope u like me (c above) in me GEAR.....anyway pigs dow wear clothes...so says me rule book, Animal Farm...well am not wearing 'em c...just ...er...trying 'em on with permission from me commissioner (he on Zork me home planet)..fink rule said "No animal shall wear clothes"...yup! just checked in me book here!
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